Games Meet Metal: The Night Before Gamer Christmas

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Monday, June 14, 2010

The Night Before Gamer Christmas

It's the most wonderful time of the year. If you're a gamer, that is.

Actually, that's only partly true. Like any 7 year old brat viciously opening his or her gifts on Christmas morning in a manner that would make the Tasmanian Devil proud, gamers are not always satisfied with what the day (or days, in our case) brings. You're either gonna love your gifts, or you're gonna throw them in your poor mothers face. And gamers are the same way, a fact that's both disturbing and no surprise to this mediocre journalist. We need only remember E3 2008 for a quintessential example of what happens when our favorite bloated corporations don't give us exactly what we want. This is precisely why people should keep their expectations low, so as to avoid any further embarrassing temper tantrum throwing. In any case, most of us at GMM will be heading up to LA for next years show, therby injecting the normally peaceful surroundings with a bit of thrash metal spirit.

What I mean to say is, don't expect any hands-on impressions from us this year. That's gonna have to wait another 365 days. Sorry, kiddos.

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