Games Meet Metal: Riff's super-fast opinions on Xbox's E3 2010 press conference.

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Monday, June 14, 2010

Riff's super-fast opinions on Xbox's E3 2010 press conference.



Kinetc: Boy, I hoped you liked the Kinect a lot before going into the conference, because Microsoft was shoving that thing down our throats as quickly as some perv's dick racing towards the open mouth of a toothless, diseased whore. Yep, ole MS wanted to really push the Kinect, and to their end they succeeded. Not for me, of course. The idea of doing that much exercise in front of a HAL-like device just doesn't go good with me. The people around me with kids and wives were hella interested, so I guess they nailed their demographic pretty well.

Call of Duty: Black Ops: Nice to see Treyarch isn't just copying Infinity Ward again. The graphic detail is beautiful, and blowing up bridges in 'Nam looks pretty exciting.

Metal Gear Solid Rising: So, we're going from sneaky to slicing. And a LOT of slicing. Scenery, people, fruit, whatever happens to be in your way. Graphics look on par with MGS4. Just not too sure how they're gonna get the "slice" controls to work.

Gears of War 3 and Halo Reach: Just what I expected. Two good looking games that keep their main strengths going. Although, GOW3's running javelin kill looks super brutal.

Exclusive Crytek game: Call me when you actually get some game screens, k?

Fable III: Looks like more of the same pretentious crap from 1 and 2. Pass.

Xbox 360 re-design: I'll admit it. That thing looks SWEET! Plus, it would go well with my black Wii and PS3. But I already have a perfectly fine 360 that hasn't red ringed, and shelling out $300 for a new console color and wi-fi just isn't in my budget right now.

Final opinion: Looks like I'll be buying MGS Rising and COD: BO now. Already did a reserve on Halo, and will pick up GOW3. Kinect? Well.... your kids will like it.

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