Games Meet Metal: 8-Bit Metal Mondays: Drugs Are Bad, M'kay?

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Monday, July 11, 2011

8-Bit Metal Mondays: Drugs Are Bad, M'kay?

Okay, so you're a habitual oxycodone user. You're feeming bad. real bad. So bad, that you decide to commit possible terrorism and fake a bomb at a pharmacy just to get your fix. 350cc's in this case. Then, you hijack a taxi, thus putting hostage taker on your rap sheet, and have him drive you to your destination. That destination happens to be an arena where Soundgarden is playing. You're not there to see the show, though. You're actually the bassist for the opening band, and that band is Coheed and Cambria!

Holy shit man! I know drugs make you do stupid things, but to threaten a bomb detonation and leave such an obvious trail to lead cops right to you is pretty insane to begin with. Cap that with being in a rather popular band in which drugs are probably pretty easy to come by, and the amount of crazy just goes into overdrive. If anything, THIS is the perfect reason to show kids that drugs really are bad. This dude now has multiple felony accounts, and is kissing his multi-platinum music career bye bye, all over pills.

On the plus side, Coheed is probably looking for a bassist right now, so get those demo tapes ready! You start your practicing by listening to some bleepy tunes. Here's Welcome Home.

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