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Thursday, January 31, 2013

Sony Teases Us Like a Cheap Hooker With Crabs

Like, really big crabs. The kind you can see.

Get it?

Okay, I'm saying Sony's being obvious about what they're hiding. Next time I'll pick a better euphemism.

So, the big S posted this on their Facebook earlier today.


Best guess scenario? Sony just let the world know when they will finally acknowledge the existence of the Playstation 4. We'll here how powerful the system is and how it'll change the face of gaming. You know, the usual PR spin. I'm mostly hoping that we'll at least get to see what the system looks like. The last time Sony announced a new system was with the Vita, and they had units all ready to go for the media to look at and snap plenty of pics with.

However, if you're gonna wonder about pricing, a launch date and launch games, I say keep wondering. We might get a launch window (Nov. 2013-Feb.2014, taking bets now), but don't count on the rest of the stuff just yet. After all, Sony still has an E3 conference left to please their investors.

If this is the announcement of the nest Playstation, maybe this'll get Microsoft on the ball to showcase hteir next system as well.\

Worse case scenario? Sony's being really overdramatic about a new Parappa The Rapper game.

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